ufocottoncandy:

“Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.”


Ellen Goodman

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Timestamp: 1410833285

ufocottoncandy:

“Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.”


Ellen Goodman

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ratchetyanne:

omgs:

olivegarden:

Time is an unforgivable curse

delete this post

Tom Marvolo Riddle vs. Lord Voldemort

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Timestamp: 1410833216

ratchetyanne:

omgs:

olivegarden:

Time is an unforgivable curse

delete this post

Tom Marvolo Riddle vs. Lord Voldemort

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thatfilmdudekalen:

If you love someone, set them free. If they don’t come back, text them when you’re drunk.

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tengo-hambre-y-te-voy-a-comer:

tutube:

Visión pesimista (a la par que real) del mundo

Que fuerte las imágenes /:

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Timestamp: 1410833076

tengo-hambre-y-te-voy-a-comer:

tutube:

Visión pesimista (a la par que real) del mundo

Que fuerte las imágenes /:

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thebbcisslowlykillingme:

meulins-choice-ass:

whodoyouthinkyourefooling:

funfreacksnc:

babyferaligator:

trying to find a needle in a haystack isnt hard at all like wtf all u gotta do is burn the fuckin hay

u are the future 

find the hay in the needlestack tho

Big Magnet.

if we ever get off this fucking website we are going to do great things

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  • men: women who wear makeup are just lying to us
  • men: it's 8 inches

dappledwithshadow:

9 versions of Morning on the Seine, by Claude Oscar Monet

c. 1897

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Timestamp: 1410822535

dappledwithshadow:

9 versions of Morning on the Seine, by Claude Oscar Monet

c. 1897

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